Relative Success

Once upon a time in the far away land known as Ra'anana three young men departed on their day's questing. Sir Pavel, Sir Samuel and Sir Justin took the bus to obtain information on journeying to another far away land (Egypt) that is far from the aforementioned far away land. Soon into the journey, Captain Pavel realized that time was short and that he must go to “work” for it would be terrible to be late for his unpaid internship. Samuel and Justin continued on their quest undeterred. Paperwork, paperwork and paperwork are what they found only to be shut out by the descending metal gate. Not to be dissuaded, the premature ending of one journey became the postmature beginning of another.

“Onward,” shouted brave Samuel. And onward they went (after a brief lunch of course). They continued on their way to the train station they did. After passing through security, they approached a maiden known as, “Information.” The fair maiden told them that the city of Haifa was a mere one hour venture north. “Onward....to Haifa.” exclaimed Sir Samuel once more.

The adventurers arrived to this horrid site. How Ghastly?

The train ride: uneventful. The cab ride, inexpensive. The Carmel Market was fine, but to the Bahai gardens is where our two young adventurers wanted to adventure to. Asking the peasants around town, they found their way to the beautiful Bahai gardens. “Nay!” exclaimed Justin-san before he read the sign aloud, “Last tour is at 1300.” The young men were too late, and had to gaze upon the garden, from above and below but to enter the gardens, the guards said “NO!”

"Yay, or nay?"The young adventurer's debate making a run for it while gazing above the Bahai Gardens.

"The bushes look nice when looking from below"

Walk around they did. Taking the trolley-like-subway. To the bottom of the hill they went. Eating a snack they did. Justin's surprisingly expensive and Sam's surprisingly scorching. Wander around they did some more. To the port! To the German Colony! To Old City...or not. Sundown approaches. What else is there to do? We could stay and check out a bar, but what would be the point? Return to Ra'anana they did to bid the world a good night.

Brave Samuel awaits the gravity assisted metal steed.

Which way did he go George, which way did he go?

"What evil lurks ahead?" "Tis but a giant Robot Penis"

Onward, HO!!!!!